in the past few days, a number of people have accused the arcade fire of stealing things that were dear to them. while i sympathize with these people, i must say that their losses pale in comparison to mine... because arcade fire. stole. my virginity.
my virginity was last seen by a homeless man being beaten over the head with a hurdy-gurdy by the arcade fire on friday, june 1st on the corner of bancroft and telegraph. if anyone has ANY information on the whereabouts of my virginity, please contact me via the comments section on this page!
Tuesday, June 5, 2007
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